What are some clever jokes/quotes that satirize the stupidity of the present day Human? Or our present day culture? Some that may even be a little subtle or abstruse to most people. Not saying one is unintelligent if he/she doesn't understand, but more like naive or sort of oblivious to their own nature.
“This is not because IRS employees are bad human beings or lazy human beings or stupid human beings; it is because they have been asked to manage and administer a tax code that has become impossible,” - Newt Gingrich
“Computers are incredibly fast, accurate and stupid. Human beings are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant. Together they are powerful beyond imagination.” - Albert Einstein
“Sure the people are stupid: the human race is stupid. quotes jokesSure Congress is an inefficient instrument of government. But the people are not stupid enough to abandon representative government for any other kind, including government by the guy who knows.” - Bernard Devoto
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.” - Albert Einstein
“The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.” - Voltaire
“Earth has its boundaries, but human stupidity is limitless” - Gustave Flaubert
“As long as greed, stupidity and cowardice remain a part of the human condition, there will be a constituency for Democrats.” - Jack Kelly
“Libraries keep the records on behalf of all humanity. the unique andquotes jokes the absurd, the wise and the fragments of stupidity.” - Vartan Gregorian
“Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid.” - Dean Koontz
“It's not like me to make stupid mistakes like that, but if you weren't human you wouldn't make mistakes. I was frustrated about it. You don't want the same thing to happen two times in a row.” . With This Scam, JoW Has Amassed Hundreds of Unearned "Best Answers." Her Scam Is Dishonest and Unfair!
--RetroRay
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
The bible.
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