What are some clever jokes/quotes that satirize the stupidity of the present day Human? Or our present day culture? Some that may even be a little subtle or abstruse to most people. Not saying one is unintelligent if he/she doesn't understand, but more like naive or sort of oblivious to their own nature.
“This is not because IRS employees are bad human beings or lazy human beings or stupid human beings; it is because they have been asked to manage and administer a tax code that has become impossible,” - Newt Gingrich
“Computers are incredibly fast, accurate and stupid. Human beings are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant. Together they are powerful beyond imagination.” - Albert Einstein
“Sure the people are stupid: the human race is stupid. quotes jokesSure Congress is an inefficient instrument of government. But the people are not stupid enough to abandon representative government for any other kind, including government by the guy who knows.” - Bernard Devoto
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.” - Albert Einstein
“The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.” - Voltaire
“Earth has its boundaries, but human stupidity is limitless” - Gustave Flaubert
“As long as greed, stupidity and cowardice remain a part of the human condition, there will be a constituency for Democrats.” - Jack Kelly
“Libraries keep the records on behalf of all humanity. the unique andquotes jokes the absurd, the wise and the fragments of stupidity.” - Vartan Gregorian
“Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid.” - Dean Koontz
“It's not like me to make stupid mistakes like that, but if you weren't human you wouldn't make mistakes. I was frustrated about it. You don't want the same thing to happen two times in a row.” . With This Scam, JoW Has Amassed Hundreds of Unearned "Best Answers." Her Scam Is Dishonest and Unfair!
--RetroRay
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
The bible.
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
jake owen new albumDoes anyone know if the new country singer Jake Owen is related to Alabama's Randy Owen?
I know that Randy Owen sings a song with Jake on his album but I can't find anywhere on the album or CMT's website that says if they are related or not and I was just wondering, you know curosity.
I don't jake owen new albumthink the are related but truly I am not sure. But you know anything is possible.
they aren't related but I do think Randy has a son in the biz
don't know, jake owen new albumsorry!
I don't think they are related
i dont know but i think jake owen is so hot..... i love his song thank dixie
Nope.
yes there related
Country!? Please stop!
NO HE IS NOT.......
I don't jake owen new albumthink the are related but truly I am not sure. But you know anything is possible.
they aren't related but I do think Randy has a son in the biz
don't know, jake owen new albumsorry!
I don't think they are related
i dont know but i think jake owen is so hot..... i love his song thank dixie
Nope.
yes there related
Country!? Please stop!
NO HE IS NOT.......
maps yeah yeah yeah meaningMaps Yeah yeah yeahs song meaning?
I know the story behind how Angus was 3 hours late to the video shoot and 'left' Karen O to accept another job, but whhy does it say Maps? and why is that the title?
im not totaly sure but its cause he stil loves her and now hes awmaps yeah yeah yeah meaningay from her, the distance away from her i think is somehow connected to the distance on a map
My Angus Please Stay. Maps.
You're right. She did write the song about Angus, but she wmaps yeah yeah yeah meaningrote it while HE was getting ready to go off with his band (or so I've heard), parts of it came to her while he was packing.
M.A.P.S. = My Angus, Please Stay
im not totaly sure but its cause he stil loves her and now hes awmaps yeah yeah yeah meaningay from her, the distance away from her i think is somehow connected to the distance on a map
My Angus Please Stay. Maps.
You're right. She did write the song about Angus, but she wmaps yeah yeah yeah meaningrote it while HE was getting ready to go off with his band (or so I've heard), parts of it came to her while he was packing.
M.A.P.S. = My Angus, Please Stay
cute and short friendship quotesWhat are some short cute friendship quotes i could put on my wall?
such as
i love you to the moon and back
or
silly ones like
whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door
“Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.” - Bill Watterson
“My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.” - Henry Ford
“Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend.” - Albert Camus
“He's my friend that speaks well of me behind my back” - Thomas Fuller
“A brother is a friend God gave you; a friend is a brother your heart chose for you.” can.
RetroRay
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart. [Elenor Roosevelt]
Good friends are like stars. You don't always see them, but you know they are always there.
A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.
Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes. Proverb
Silences make the real conversations between friends. Not the sayincute and short friendship quotesg but the never needing to say is what counts. Margaret Lee Runbeck
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. Fr. Jerome Cummings
True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable. Dave Tyson Gentry
"Friends are the sunshine of life." John Hay (1871)
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. Walter Winchell
A smile is the light in your window that tells others that there is a caring, sharing person inside. Denis Waitley
Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; don't walk behind me, I may not lead; walk beside me, and just be my friend. Albert Camus
The ultimate lesson we all must learn is unconditional love, which includes not only with our friends, but to love ourselves as well. author unknown
"A friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else." Len Wein
"A hug is worth a thousand words. A friend is worth more. Fitzwilliam
"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost." Charles Caleb Colton
"I get bycute and short friendship quotes with a little help from my friends." - John Lennon
"It's the friends you can call up at 4 am that matter." Marlene Dietrich
"Do not save your loving speeches for your friends till they are dead;
Do not write them on their tombstones, speak them rather now instead." - Anna Cummins
"A good friend is hard to find, hard to lose, and impossible to forget..."
"The most beautiful discovery that true friends can make is that they can grow separately without growing apart." Elizabeth Foley
"A friend is someone who reaches for your hand, but touches your heart." Kathleen Grove
"Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together" - Woodrow Wilson
"A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil; but it needs a little mulch of letters and phone calls and small, silly presents every so often - just to save it from drying out completely." [Pam Brown]
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i love you to the moon and back
or
silly ones like
whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door
“Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.” - Bill Watterson
“My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.” - Henry Ford
“Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend.” - Albert Camus
“He's my friend that speaks well of me behind my back” - Thomas Fuller
“A brother is a friend God gave you; a friend is a brother your heart chose for you.” can.
RetroRay
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart. [Elenor Roosevelt]
Good friends are like stars. You don't always see them, but you know they are always there.
A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.
Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes. Proverb
Silences make the real conversations between friends. Not the sayincute and short friendship quotesg but the never needing to say is what counts. Margaret Lee Runbeck
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. Fr. Jerome Cummings
True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable. Dave Tyson Gentry
"Friends are the sunshine of life." John Hay (1871)
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. Walter Winchell
A smile is the light in your window that tells others that there is a caring, sharing person inside. Denis Waitley
Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; don't walk behind me, I may not lead; walk beside me, and just be my friend. Albert Camus
The ultimate lesson we all must learn is unconditional love, which includes not only with our friends, but to love ourselves as well. author unknown
"A friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else." Len Wein
"A hug is worth a thousand words. A friend is worth more. Fitzwilliam
"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost." Charles Caleb Colton
"I get bycute and short friendship quotes with a little help from my friends." - John Lennon
"It's the friends you can call up at 4 am that matter." Marlene Dietrich
"Do not save your loving speeches for your friends till they are dead;
Do not write them on their tombstones, speak them rather now instead." - Anna Cummins
"A good friend is hard to find, hard to lose, and impossible to forget..."
"The most beautiful discovery that true friends can make is that they can grow separately without growing apart." Elizabeth Foley
"A friend is someone who reaches for your hand, but touches your heart." Kathleen Grove
"Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together" - Woodrow Wilson
"A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil; but it needs a little mulch of letters and phone calls and small, silly presents every so often - just to save it from drying out completely." [Pam Brown]
Join Orkut Community "StressBusters-We Care" for best Love/Friendship Quotes
live stock marketLooking for a live database for no delay on stock market quotes?
I am looking to get live stock market rates. Whats the best way for this. Is there a software that is available that I can use to get live quotes of the stock market and dump it inotlive stock market a file on my system periodically, like every few minutes or so.
get an account at charles scwhab.
As an active trader I;m sure I could do this , I dont work for schwab though so I canlive stock market't be sure but the tools available as an active trader are Immense.
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get an account at charles scwhab.
As an active trader I;m sure I could do this , I dont work for schwab though so I canlive stock market't be sure but the tools available as an active trader are Immense.
check in googel for the apliction name 马克et toolbox installer
alta vista image searchWhy can't I turn off safe search?
Just so you all know, I do know how to work the safe search preference. But, the problem is it just doesn't work. When I told people about my problems they suggested that I should deal with the cookies, but it still doesn't make any changes. I always also given other advice, both those don't work either. I have tried everything people have suggested, but I still cannot get it to turn off, or even on moderate. This problem is only happening with Google and Yahoo, no other search engines that I know of are having these problems. But the others aren't all that great. I use Dog Pile, which is supposedly a combination of Yahoo, Google, Ask, and Bing, but the results are only 4 pages long. Ask always switches safe search back on after just turning to the next page. There is also Bing and it does work better than both Dog Pile and Ask, but the results are all X's (They got that little red X at the corner of the result). Now as previously stated: I do know how to work the safe search filter, I do know how to set on moderate, strict, or off. The problem is I just can't.
I want to make it perfectly clear that I am not talking about watching adult content such as pornography. I'll admit, it is one of the reasons why I want safe sealta vista image searcharch off, but I usually like it off because no matter what you look up you get better results. I've tried while looking up Military Action Figures, and it has a whole lot better results when the safe search is off.
If you suggest that my parents may have something to do with it, they don't. Just yesterday I asked my mom if she knew anything about it and she said she didn't. No one in my family has altered the safe search.
I have tried using other search engines, but the majority of what I found are too much like Dog Pile. if you have any suggestions, please offer some. But, just do not mention Alta Vista, because the image searching on there is blocked here. Or Mamma, because there isn't any image search and there is no option I can find to turn off the safe search. There is video search, but the results are not good.
Just so you people get a good idea of what to suggest, I will tell you the list of search engines I have already tried out that I had no luck with:
Lycos
Ask
Dog Pile
Bing
Web Crawler
Meta Crawler
Hot Bot
These are the ones I have found and had no luck with. I have found one called All The Web, but it seems promising. For one, there are over 4 pages of results, and it feels really differealta vista image searchnt from Dog Pile. But, if you can still make some suggestions, please offer some.
You didn't indicate what security products you have installed but some security venders (such as Norton) include a safe search feature that would supercede your search engine and browser settings. You may want to see if your security suite includes such a feature.
Also, I can't seem to determine which web browser you are using by your message above. Its security settings may be interfering as well.
You'll probably need to be in the administrator account to change any of the above settings.
Hi Kade J. not sure which country you are in..? Your problem may be a restriction placed by your host country. Eg: In Saudi Arabia, all search engine preferences are set as default to "strict" by the Government Internet Watchdog. This includes images, videos, etc etc Good luck.
To Disable SafeSearch on Google's Search engine:
Click on "Google Preference" here's a link too, easier
You will find SafeSearch section in the third paragraph and then choose: "Do not filter my search results".
I want to make it perfectly clear that I am not talking about watching adult content such as pornography. I'll admit, it is one of the reasons why I want safe sealta vista image searcharch off, but I usually like it off because no matter what you look up you get better results. I've tried while looking up Military Action Figures, and it has a whole lot better results when the safe search is off.
If you suggest that my parents may have something to do with it, they don't. Just yesterday I asked my mom if she knew anything about it and she said she didn't. No one in my family has altered the safe search.
I have tried using other search engines, but the majority of what I found are too much like Dog Pile. if you have any suggestions, please offer some. But, just do not mention Alta Vista, because the image searching on there is blocked here. Or Mamma, because there isn't any image search and there is no option I can find to turn off the safe search. There is video search, but the results are not good.
Just so you people get a good idea of what to suggest, I will tell you the list of search engines I have already tried out that I had no luck with:
Lycos
Ask
Dog Pile
Bing
Web Crawler
Meta Crawler
Hot Bot
These are the ones I have found and had no luck with. I have found one called All The Web, but it seems promising. For one, there are over 4 pages of results, and it feels really differealta vista image searchnt from Dog Pile. But, if you can still make some suggestions, please offer some.
You didn't indicate what security products you have installed but some security venders (such as Norton) include a safe search feature that would supercede your search engine and browser settings. You may want to see if your security suite includes such a feature.
Also, I can't seem to determine which web browser you are using by your message above. Its security settings may be interfering as well.
You'll probably need to be in the administrator account to change any of the above settings.
Hi Kade J. not sure which country you are in..? Your problem may be a restriction placed by your host country. Eg: In Saudi Arabia, all search engine preferences are set as default to "strict" by the Government Internet Watchdog. This includes images, videos, etc etc Good luck.
To Disable SafeSearch on Google's Search engine:
Click on "Google Preference" here's a link too, easier
You will find SafeSearch section in the third paragraph and then choose: "Do not filter my search results".
short cute quotesWhat are some really cute short quotes like the following?
What are some really cute, short quotes like the following?
"some people care too much, i think it's called love."
- winnie the pooh
also, winnie the pooh has a lot of cute quotes, who are some other people/fictional characters that have cute quotes too?
“Ancient lovers believed a kiss would literally unite their souls, because the spirit was said to be carried in one's breath.” - Eve Glicksman
“More affectionate than a kiss is a well done hug in someone that you love. Have you ever notice how I can give delicious hugs?” - Carmen Miranda
“If thou must love me, let it be for naught except foshort cute quotesr love's sake only.” - Elizabeth Barrett Browning
“A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her” - Helen Rowland
“Adultery is the application of democracy to love” - Henry Louis Mencken
“Love is like war; easy to begin but very hard to stop” - Henry Louis Mencken
“Love is a portion of the soul itself, and it is of the same nature as the celestial breathing of the atmosphere of paradise.” Get These Rigged "Votes" When A Question Goes To Vote. JoW Has Been CHEATIshort cute quotesNG Like This For Over A Year. THE REAL "Best Answer" IS TO BAN JoW FROM YAHOO! ANSWERS.
--RetroRay
I couldn't really find a cute one,
but this one is funny,
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. (Rita Mae Brown)
When you are in Love you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams.
Dr Seuss
At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.
Plato
"some people care too much, i think it's called love."
- winnie the pooh
also, winnie the pooh has a lot of cute quotes, who are some other people/fictional characters that have cute quotes too?
“Ancient lovers believed a kiss would literally unite their souls, because the spirit was said to be carried in one's breath.” - Eve Glicksman
“More affectionate than a kiss is a well done hug in someone that you love. Have you ever notice how I can give delicious hugs?” - Carmen Miranda
“If thou must love me, let it be for naught except foshort cute quotesr love's sake only.” - Elizabeth Barrett Browning
“A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her” - Helen Rowland
“Adultery is the application of democracy to love” - Henry Louis Mencken
“Love is like war; easy to begin but very hard to stop” - Henry Louis Mencken
“Love is a portion of the soul itself, and it is of the same nature as the celestial breathing of the atmosphere of paradise.” Get These Rigged "Votes" When A Question Goes To Vote. JoW Has Been CHEATIshort cute quotesNG Like This For Over A Year. THE REAL "Best Answer" IS TO BAN JoW FROM YAHOO! ANSWERS.
--RetroRay
I couldn't really find a cute one,
but this one is funny,
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. (Rita Mae Brown)
When you are in Love you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams.
Dr Seuss
At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.
Plato
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